Okay, this might be the most bizarre news story you have read this week or this year, for that matter.
A new report from France has revealed that a hospital was evacuated after a patient was discovered to have a WWI artillery shell shoved up his butt.
According to local authorities in France, the man arrived in the hospital with extreme pain in his anus.
After further evaluation of teh patient, the surgeons were shocked that he had a century-old artillery shell shoved up his anus.